april fool’s day prank: make out with me
(Source: hotdadtwelve)Posted 6 months ago with 698 notes | reblog
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
(Source: mayadevilou)Posted 6 months ago with 422,108 notes | reblog